Beer is

...the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

For Example:

Got a headache? Drink some beer!
Got a hangover from beer? Drink more beer, it'll go away!
Got a bitch for a wife? Drink some beer, it won't matter!
Wife bitching because you are drunk? Drink some more beer, she'll be gone soon!
Hate your job? Drink some beer, you'll feel better!
Lost your job for coming in drunk? Drink some beer, you'll feel better!
Got cancer? Drink some beer, you only live once!
Got cancer of the liver? Drink some beer, don't stop now!

Always remember... BEER IS GOOD!